Saturday, June 03, 2017

CAPTION SATURDAY.


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I need a caption for this pic.

Example:

" How long do I have to wear this stupid hat?"
Lady with cell- phone:  "I am paying you for an hour." 

*Pic from youtube.com

41 comments:

dinthebeast said...

"Damn I was crocked last night. What did you say your name was again?

-Doug in Oakland

Brigade Fifteen said...

President Donald: "That's right. Just close your eyes, Jethro, and make a wish. When you open them, America will be great again!"

*takes Jethro's wallet*

The Shadow Knows... said...

t-rump: Oh, my God, I couldn't help myself. I grabbed her you-know-what, and now she's calling the cops.

Ray Mosteller said...

Oh no! Now they are going to see me back home with this stupid Trump hat on.

Anonymous said...

"H LAWDZ, AH WISH AH COOD READ SO'S AH COOD FINE OUT WHAT DIS HAT ON MUH HAID SEZ ..."

Anonymous said...

Finally - a black man who gets it.

#MAGA!

Anonymous said...

Did somebody take a picture of me wearing this stupid hat? Jesus!

PX

Anonymous said...

"Oh noooo! More terrorist attacks in London!"

mike from iowa said...

Doctor sez I iz im-potent and with this new Magat hat I can dress like I iz im-potent.

ctrl+halt+del said...


Traded his car for some magic beans.

Anonymous said...

Sad

Anonymous said...

Thank god Congress passed National Concealed Carry so I protect myself from negroes and towel heads.....

Anonymous said...

Thank god I don't live in the UK!!

Brigade Fifteen said...

WaPo: Trump is now looking to privatize air traffic controllers, sell roads and airports to private investors. (Probably to his Russian oligarch buddies.)

Make the stupidity and corruption stop!

dinthebeast said...

So this guy in Texas had a "Jesus is my life" tattoo, but it didn't protect him from flesh-eating bacteria when he swam in the Gulf of Mexico. He died in the hospital from the infection.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-dies-swimming-new-tattoo-article-1.3218171

-Doug in Oakland

mike from iowa said...

Better not shove that hat in Maxine Waters face. What she did to that Young Turks candy-assed pansy yesterday puts Montana's brawling weasel elect to shame.

Maxine Waters, what being a woman and a congressperson is all about.

Unintended Consequences! said...

dinthebeast said...

So this guy in Texas had a "Jesus is my life" tattoo, but it didn't protect him from flesh-eating bacteria when he swam in the Gulf of Mexico. He died in the hospital from the infection.


The man's tattoo is spot on. Had he been connected to the Christ within, nothing could have destroyed his body, not a "bacteria," or "any deadly thing."

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Mark 16:17-18

dinthebeast said...

He's dead.

-Doug in Oakland

Unintended Consequences! said...

dinthebeast said...

He's dead.

-Doug in Oakland


No, he's alive, but not here, in our physical reality, but a non-physical reality.

Only the physical body dies, not our real body. Our real body is immortal.

As difficult as that might be to believe, there's only Life after Life.

Brigade Fifteen said...

The mayor of London issued a statement regarding the recent terrorist attack, to the effect that “Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days.” He added that there was “no reason to be alarmed” by the sight of those officers.

Trump can't help being a lying dick, so he twisted the man's words to suggest the mayor had said there was no reason to be alarmed about terrorism. Which makes the mayor sound like a naive, "soft-on-terror" looney-left idiot.

Trump also took the opportunity to plug his own bigoted Muslim ban and condemn the judges who put it on ice. Because Trump also can't help being the rotten fascist that he is.

Anonymous said...

Thank god Congress passed National Concealed Carry so I protect myself from insane white boys.

God said...

Me dammit Unintended Concequences. Stop humansplaining me. I'm much mire than your limited brain can ever phanthom. I will send you to a firey end if you don't stop embarrassing me!

Brigade Fifteen said...

I should point out that London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, is a Muslim, so Islamophobe Trump has an even bigger reason to act like a douche toward him than toward other European politicians (except lovely Vladimir).

dinthebeast said...

"Our real body is immortal."

Once again I invite you to come to Oakland and field test that theory.


-Doug in Oakland

Brigade of Douches said...

Another Terror Attack: Don't overreact. This is just something we have to learn to live with.

Leave Paris Accord: We just literally murdered planet Earth!!

Unintended Consequences! said...

dinthebeast said...

"Our real body is immortal."

Once again I invite you to come to Oakland and field test that theory.


-Doug in Oakland


Not necessary, I "field test" the Truth of my non-physical reality daily, and I'm still here, sound of body and mind.

I have one more mission to complete; after that, I might consider transitioning from physicality to non-physicality, but not now.

dinthebeast said...

Well I know a guy who has access to an entire fleet of wood chippers in every size and configuration that could help you along.

-Doug in Oakland

Limpbaugh said...

I thought this was supposed to be the Klan rally.

field negro said...

BF @10:58, the leader.

RM@2:50 AM, second.


Wesley R said...

Michael Whitlock

Unintended Consequences! said...

Blogger dinthebeast said...

Well I know a guy who has access to an entire fleet of wood chippers in every size and configuration that could help you along.

-Doug in Oakland


Say what you like, just don't say it with frustration, anger, or hatred. There's a reason I rarely dialog with non-believers online, they end of bringing upon themselves harm, emotional harm, as well as physical harm.

Tread softly.

I'm not like anyone you've ever met, on- or offline.

I say this, because I don't wish your words and thoughts to rebound upon you, a fate that many have suffered, and have suffered at their own hands.

dinthebeast said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVPdyYeaQU

-Doug in Oakland

The Shadow Knows... said...

Man wearing red MAGA cap, covering his face, in tears, has learned from the woman on the phone, who's now calling for paramedics, that Red MAGA caps shrink, not only the brain, but testicles as well.

dinthebeast said...

Texas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed world, having doubled between 2010 and 2012.

http://abc13.com/health/study-texas-has-highest-maternal-mortality-rate-/2065072/


-Doug in Oakland

God said...

Why would I the great creator of all need you to talk me up? I don't need a hype man.

Unintended Consequences! said...

I don't need a hype man.


Too late: If you're alive and living, you're already "a hype man" for God.

Anonymous said...

dinthebeast said...
Texas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed world, having doubled between 2010 and 2012.
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Hey Doug, it's Mexicans.

Wesley R said...

I meant your House Negro of The Day

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Thank god Congress passed National Concealed Carry so I protect myself from insane white boys.
6:25 PM

Its doesn't apply to you because you have a criminal record.....

Anonymous said...

Bill Maher said the "N" word!!!

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